proudblackconservative:

celticpyro:

Level of spite: C. S. Lewis putting a lamp post in Narnia (and making it a minor plot point in at least two of his books) just because Tolkien insisted no true fantasy series would have a lamp in it.

If your salt levels haven’t reached CS Lewis, you’re not doing it right.

sasukehateblog:

me: can i say something mean and petty?

my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

Leliana: MURDER!

Inquisitor: No.

Leliana: Murd-

Inquisitor: No.

Leliana: *hushed whisper* Mu-

Inquisitor: NO.

girlhamlet:

theater truly transcends boundaries by bringing together the worst kind of introverts (english majors) and the worst kind of extroverts (drama kids) 

dragon-in-a-fez:

silvernis:

samwellhaus:

knightofthestars:

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

oh look another list of normalized parenting things that are recognized as textbook emotional abuse behaviors if the victim is an adult

itchycoil:

stacylaynematthews:

me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! 🙂

me, working under pressure:

OH WOW

hotsoccergirl1234:

Never forget going to the pet store with my dad and the guy at the register just points to a can of dog chicken and goes “you ever eat that stuff” and my dad goes “nope but I’m guessing you have” and the guy just goes “yup”