hpdspooker:

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

countersignal:

During one of my macroeconomics exams a couple years ago, one of the questions was written in pounds (GBP) and I heard someone sitting a row or two behind me say “good boy points” and I’ve been trying to find them on campus and become friends with them ever since

00dani:

swordlesbianopinions:

While You Were Being Heterosexual, I Studied The Blade

roachpatrol:

daemoninwhiteround2:

thinking about black holes got me fucked up

i used to be so scared of black holes when i was a kid because i heard scientists couldn’t ‘see’ them and i was like WHAT IF ONE IS SNEAKING INTO THE SOLAR SYSTEM *RIGHT NOW*

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

I’m gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode

lerios:

teacher: i don’t know if we have any gay people in the room but

me:

seongmi-na:

so i just discovered when zenyatta gets hit with a discord orb he shouts “i welcome adversity” and im laughing bc he’s just really politely saying fUCKING FIGHT ME BRING IT ON