dontgobreakingmyfart:

you know those games where you have to Collect All The Stuff like artifacts or whatever so the Bad Dudes don’t get them and Take Over The World using their Power and also then sometimes in the end they use the fact that you have them to their advantage anyway

what if you just like… collected two or three of them, and then went home? the Bad Guys wouldn’t be able to do shit

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.