cannibalcoalition:

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay. 

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor. 

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

portaljumper339:

mizzmello:

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled

hhaikyutie:

Me: I’m totally gonna be an asshole this playthrough

Asshole option: *appears*

Me:

tag-i-win:

I just realised something

2018 is the year of the dog…and everyone is eating things they aren’t supposed to…we are literally turning into dogs

oreoprince:

“how can you hate math?? math is in everything and we cannot exist without it!! its absolute!!”

ITS CUZ IM STUPID AND I CANT COUNT

whiskyblossoms:

himeshirayuki:

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

True highlight of 2017: Despite being on tumblr daily I was completely unaware of that there even was a season 4 of Sherlock.