do the qute – Page 15 – Land of Sweetness and Light

mugicha1:

meeee

This is really me

muppetmolly:

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts –

Enchantress:

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

houndpitspub:

me @ myself: don’t flirt with cassandra, it’s a trap and you know it

my pathetic lesbian ass:

mirthandir:

But how fucked up is it when you think about how much of a dumbass Alduin is. The fucker resurfaces in 4E 201, senses the Dragonborn, immediately hunts them down in Helgen. The Dragonborn was just about to be killed anyway, but Alduin destroys the town and manages to kill almost everyone EXCEPT the ONE PERSON he was originally trying to kill.

Alduin is a fucking moron.

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

smallfragment:

gay culture is being able to count on one hand the number of parties you were invited to in high school

awed-frog:

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

autistic-angus:

iknikblackstonevarrick:

i for one am disappointed griffin has not kept up barry’s original habit from his first appearance of saying ‘my name is barry bluejeans’ after every single sentence like some kind of forum singature

hey sorry to be a Bummer but i just realized when barry was doing that he was in like a new vessel and was probably dealing with at least a little bit of Davenport Syndrome™

metaflesh:

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live