vampireapologist:

This is what it feels like to be Agent Mulder. I want to chase you down eight flights of a parking garage, screaming at you about what your name is and how you know this, desperate to know if I can trust this information.

presidentgay:

imagine if life worked how tv executives think only one lesbian couple can be in a show or its too much. you and your gf are at Whole Foods or some shit and another lesbian couple walks in and you have to lesbian duel right there next to the cucumber water to see who can stay because there can only be one

wonderwallmp3:

The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.

lmaonade:

if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve 

Griffin: sorry Justin I don’t mean to impose on Taako’s character development by introducing Lup, this completely new character, to his backstory, and potentially ruining the existing characterization and development you have planned for him I hope this won’t be an issue.
Justin, wearing an “I Love Lup” t-shirt, on one hand a giant foam finger saying “Lup #1”, in the other, a flag that says “GO LUP” and on the table in front of him, a ten page essay detailing Taako and Lup’s relationship: what