GOD why doesn’t my dm use fifth edition there is so much confusing math and overkill and bad character sheet usage i am just a simple gay tricked into doing math and i am NOT DOWN FOR THIS

on the plus side my tiefling learned how to throw sand

so I’m in a starting dnd group and my very generous dm said my pirate rogue tiefling could get a pet if I rolled high enough

nat 20

well, okay fine, he said, roll a d4 and that will determine how cool of a pet you get

rolled a 4

so my character now has a grimalkin named moral compass