only the most professional battle moves from jasper
bonus:
me in public: super innocent and polite
me at home alone: *drops pencil* god damn it what the fuck stop fucking falling on the damn floor pull your shit together what the actual fuck
this customer at work was just telling me about her present for her sons 18th birthday and said she got him 18 gifts each with 100 dollars inside and asked me “do you think he’ll like that?”, yeah listen lady if your garbage kid doesn’t appreciate you getting him 1800 dollars for his birthday I will straight up murder him with my fists, take his identity and be your son
Imagine being an actual woman with 20+ years of political experience who has been the actual secretary of state being told that her temperament is a problem by the world’s angriest cheeto
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