all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
https://vine.co/v/56LqOEwPbQ7/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
When you try at first to hide you’re listening to an anime song
i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
He’s fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
MY HEART
Well this just improved my day by a kabillion percent.

don’t yell at cashiers if they are asking you to sign up for a charge/debit card – their employers are pushing them to ask everyone
don’t yell at cashiers if they’re taking too long folding your clothes in your bags – their managers are telling them not to ball up your shit bc it shows you care
don’t yell at cashiers bc they are taking a while to scan your card- machines fuck up
don’t yell at cashiers pls
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