flightcrevv:

Ok so like in the avatar world you would think that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

baebot:

do you ever get so used to over working yourself that when you have a break or vacation you get like- phantom stress, and you can’t relax cause you feel like you’re forgetting something or you aren’t doing enough

girff:

Salvation Army employee, ringing their bell: Any donations?
me, avoiding eye contact: Sorry, I’m gay.

Justin or Travis: okay so here’s what im gonna do
Griffin, with his head in his hands: jesus fucking–okay, what are you gonna do

malekbrosinc:

genderdragon:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

This explains why people living in houses talk about lights flickering/taps turning on and off/etc. curious ghosts

“Jeremiah! Look at this!” [flips light on and off] “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Did you hear that?!”