
hey ya’ll its podcast kiss o’ clock
*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS
… cashiers dont have chairs where you live? wtf
in america: if youre not standing, youre not working
in europe if youre working youre working. chairs help you. what the fuck is up wih america
HOLD UP
PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES GET TO SIT WHILE WORKING???
America needs help
birds out here making some weird ass sounds
-Charles Darwin on his expedition to Galapagos
I hate tvtropes in ways of analyzing media but love it as some surreal catalog of things in shows and enables me to look at every medium and work of fiction ever that has had monkeys in it

it’s naptime in this cuddle puddle
‘But not SUPER allergic’
Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.
This cat has a brain condition which makes it hard for him to walk — but his family gives him all the support he needs.

this tweet is honestly art like its so perfect & it was 100% serious i hope i never forget abt this

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