just team skull things

flyingbakabunny:

  • back flipping off the chandelier onto a mattress
  • having a rap battle over the last slice of cold pizza
  • the grunts are in a constant competition to see who can find guzma the tiniest cutiefly
  • most of the bottles in guzmas room are there for the aesthetic also cuz maybe he likes to smash things now and then
  • when he gets drunk he screams abt losing to 11 yr olds
  • guzmas bed is so fuckin big because either golispod or some grunts crawl in if/when they have nightmares
  • they all dye their hair w/each other and the bathroom after is an absolute mess and they play rock paper scissors to see who has to clean it. no one does and the sink and tub is stained pink and blue
  • one time guzma got dye in his eye and tried to play it off like he meant to do it
  • on a completely separate occasion he got bleach in his eye
  • plumeria does all the hair cutting
  • this is bcuz guzma used to do it and the grunt beanie was made a part of the uniform to hide the bad haircut shame
  • guzma actually doesnt do anything to get his hair tht fluffy, it just is and no one knows why
  • a group meme is blurry pictures of guzma captioned with “#cryptidsighting”

ritavonbees:

asgardreid:

cardozzza:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

aithris:

“Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired” part 1

ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵘˡᵖʳᶦᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ, ᵇˡᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿⁿᵒʸᵉᵈ ᶠʳᵒʷⁿ ᵒⁿ ᴾᵉʳᶦᵈᵒᵗ’ˢ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶦⁿ “ᴱᵃʳᵗʰˡᶦⁿᵍˢ” ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴶᵃˢᵖᵉʳ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᴾᶦⁿᵏ ᴰᶦᵃᵐᵒⁿᵈ.
⁽ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵒᵗʰᵉʳᵉᵈ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʰᵉʳ ˢᵖᵉᵉᶜʰ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᴱᵃʳᵗʰ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶦᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᴵ’ᵐ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵃᶜᵗ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿ ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ.⁾

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coworker 1: there’s pretty much only a couple of country songs
me: yeah they’re all just I love my truck, I love beer or whiskey, my girlfriend left me, the girl one where they want to kill their husband
coworker 2: don’t forget shooting guns with their daddy or sex in a cornfield
coworker 1: why a cornfield
me: …’cause it makes her corny
coworkers: STOP

attack-on-sarcasm:

macksassie:

nekoama:

prokopetz:

ultrafacts:

bryarly:

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

@seestramattie

i love mythology in any place of the world. It’s all just great!