ohta-san:

i was playing overwatch earlier n u could hear this one guy’s baby in the background n he brought her over n he told her to “say hi” and u just hear the smallest voice ever go “hi” so naturally i start spamming “Hello!” in the chat and the guy was like “hear that?? zenyatta said hi back!!” n she got so excited it was the most pure experience of my life

dontgobreakingmyfart:

you know those games where you have to Collect All The Stuff like artifacts or whatever so the Bad Dudes don’t get them and Take Over The World using their Power and also then sometimes in the end they use the fact that you have them to their advantage anyway

what if you just like… collected two or three of them, and then went home? the Bad Guys wouldn’t be able to do shit