My roomba will sometimes get lost in the house and get to low battery before they can find their port so I have to go looking under all the tables and chairs and carry them like a puppy so they can take a nap and recharge
I thought about this post today when the roomba closed the door on itself and got trapped in the pantry
*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit
my kitten has learned that when there is a car noise outside, that means one of her mommas is home and she will be waiting by the door meowing and wiggling
however she also perks up and gets excited for every single other car, even if she is sleeping between both of us so there is no way that a momma has returned
there is a limited number of lesbians in this household, cat, you can’t just collect new moms like they’re Pokémon
You must be logged in to post a comment.