- million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors
- speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”
- stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee
- the Pacer
- teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”
- broken air conditioning
- classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell
- “wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”
- a shit ton of standardized tests
- “if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”
- “if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”
- jeopardy
- quizlet
- the cha-cha slide
- “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
- kahoot
- substitute teachers that are either loved immensely or are so old their phone numbers were one number
- “this is a college-level essay/class/quiz/test/assignment”
- MLA format
- school version of memes
- art classroom floors that are always wet
- “Good morning.” silence “…GOOD MORNING.” every voice replies ‘good morning’ in the same monotonous voice at the same time
- “let’s start by introducing ourselves by saying your name and one thing that makes you interesting”
- “are you the sub?”
- morning announcements
- screaming outside the classroom
- “please stand for the pledge”
No, II don’t, but II forgive her for my own sake, and II am trying to forgive myself.
II will no longer answer questions like this or questions that refer to me as nothing but a battery.

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. Their phone is probably “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”
Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces!

i have improved your peridot height comparison by removing the unofficial images, resizing the peridots so that all of their faces are about the same size, and increasing the sample size. youre welcome
i primarily used raven molisee/paul villeco episodes since the original one did too
specifically: room for ruby (raven molisee/lauren zuke tho), the new crystal gems, gem harvest, kindergarten kid, earthlings, gem drill, and message received
Scaly baby!
that danger noodle does not want the pettins
i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety
I TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE ALL THE TIME

can’t believe reaper had his own origin story game back in 2005
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