why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it
nonsense phrases ive seen on this site that make me laugh everytime:
1. HIM BIG
2. im dying squirtle
3. this kills the man
and last but not least
4. he chunch those leafs
very important update:
5. lov the cronch

Male Avatars: I am the avatar, I will do my best to bring peace to the world with compassion towards my enemies
Female Avatars: I’M THE AVATAR WHO WANTS TO FUCKING FIGHT
me: [eating literally anything, including something cats definitely don’t like]
the cat: you!! have!! to!! let!! me!! smell!! that!!

@rebeccasugar: “The #StevenUniverseSoundtrack is coming June 2nd!!! All tracks are beautifully remastered by SU composers @waltzforluma & @surasshu!!!”
Super excited!!!
PSA for those without tattoos:
If someone has a new tattoo don’t fucking touch it or slap at it asking them if it hurts to gauge their pain or whatever macho bullshit you’re trying to pull. Because news flash, it probably WILL hurt because a tattoo is a goddamn open wound. Also, you might be dislodging scabs that are healing which leads to a loss of color, and new tattoo-ees have to be extremely vigilant about keeping their tattoos clean and moisturized because again, OPEN WOUND that is extremely vulnerable to infection.

sitting on furniture that’s meant to be sat on: alright
sitting on grass: good
sitting on the floor: Very Good
sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

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