Land of Sweetness and Light

for @snarkmodeactivate, her oc ophlia!

this is a good, solid trash clown. i love her. shes a babe

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. – Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours?

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda

unfollovving:

blubbernuggetss:

unflatteringcatselfies:

This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom’s bread machine for some reason.

bread boy

Let him bake

cheap-knockoff-dave:

brolinbutts:

not giving a fuck

is that dave strider

i’m always throwing shade that’s why I’m so white

my friends who have dogs: this is my beautiful son he is not very smart but hes such a good kind boy
my friends who have cats: this is my terrible daughter she is very soft and has tiny beans
my friends who have birds: this is the wretched foul gremlin who lives in my house and screams very loud. i love her

rainbowpinharry:

imagine your otp