Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”
actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”
shit tier: using orcs as a stock evil race without character or morals ok tier: acknowledging orcs are people with thoughts and aspirations beyond pillaging good tier: fleshed out orc characters with complex personalities god tier: gay orcs kissing
Y’all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek
No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.
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