Me, playing dishonored: I guess i should try not killing people so i can get the low chaos ending?
Me, someone incapable of stealth in video games: *triggers every bad guy in a mile’s radius*
My school constantly encourages students to “reduce, reuse, recycle,” yet there’s not a single recycling bin in the entire building. / cr
a new hire at work tried to mansplain lord of the rings to me and i just quietly pulled up my sleeve to show him my eye of sauron tattoo and he shut the fuck up
isn’t it incredible that all the amazons wore skirts and various tank tops, and yet there wasn’t a single gratuitous panty shot or boob cup or camera pan up a bare leg?
it’s almost as though… women are regular characters… who don’t need to be absurdly sexy in order to make a scene compelling… how… odd
#the male gaze camera shot is dead and patty jenkins killed it
you know i do love playing overwatch but i do not love the users that use racial slurs over mic, harass me with sexist slurs, harass me with homophobic slurs, harass me for not having a mic, harass me for not healing them when they’re charging into danger and when i follow them i get killed, harass me for quietly trying to defend myself, harass me for not getting on the point when i’m a squishy goddamn healer, harass me and say it’s not their job to cover me, etc etc
be careful about playing with an Otto, level 1 with comp history, and Sam, level 9 with similar comp history, unless you’re into that sort of thing and in which case, please don’t follow me
my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
*distant screaming*
*excited screeching, coming closer*
*deep breath in*
*SCREAM*
Yo of all songs from that era why is it that Istanbul not Constantinople is one of the ones that survived to be known for decades after? Why is a fucking song written for the 500th anniversary of the fall of Constantinople not completely unknown today? Who even listened to it when it was recorded like why
the reason is that its a fucking banger, patrick. theres no conspiracy, its just good
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