another thing that is amazing about Wonder Woman that I haven’t heard anybody bring up is that the two strongest Amazons are both played by women in their 50s. Which is NOT old, but in Hollywood years they’re like seniors on their death beds. Once women reach a certain age, they stop getting action roles like that; if WW had been made by a dude, 100 percent Hippolyta and Antiope would have been played by women like 5 years older than Gal.
And they have wrinkles and grey hairs and are still absolutely friggin gorgeous and badass
the uterus is the most homophobic organ
tfw the heroine of a YA book meets a new male character and the phrase “not much older than her” gets dropped and u stare into the camera because you know that really means HERE’S THE LOVE INTEREST, FOUND HIM, THIS IS HIM, HERE HE IS, PREPARE FOR SMIRKING AND EXCESSIVE DESCRIPTIONS OF EYE COLOR
i’m gonna use this information to straightbait
Reblogged for that last bit.
I never really understood mean girls’ “too gay to function” until I was too gay to function
“too gay to function”™
– Sappho, ~500 BC, “I cannot weave – slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.”
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus
getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up
If anyone ever accuses you of doing something “for attention,” simply gaze heroically into the middle distance and murmur, “like Lord Byron before me.”
#once again#the internet returns to its hobby#of dragging Lord Byron
I have a literature degree, and I’d just like you all to know that this is a Good and Valid hobby and it has my full support.
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