Me at 16: (asked where I bought my jeans, ashamed of shopping at a bargain brand store) uh they were… a gift?
Me at 26: bitch you better believe I shop at walmart ’cause this bitch don’t got money for anything else


my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted
do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar
This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it”
There needs to be more things like this
You would not believe your boys
If ten million McElroys
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
My hobbies include
- petting my cat
- holding my cat
- burying my face in my cat
- kissing my cat
- meowing at my cat
I forgot these vital ones
- singing songs about my cat to my cat
- nose booping my cat
J. R. R. Tolkien on escapism in “The Lord of the Rings” (x)
“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisioned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape?…If we value the freedom of mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can!”
-J.R.R. Tolkien







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