The Inquisitor: “I’mma micromanage the shit out of this position of power!”

The Warden: an actual responsible ass adult. Also, potentially the most powerful person in Thedas ever.

Hawke: *backflipping around the room while flipping everyone off*


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tesladyneindustries:

3 grown men with no knowledge of the Warriors series of books discover a list of names for warrior cats on Yahoo answers, and lose it

I only wish to share the truth of the universe. My Immortal was not written as a joke. It was taken seriously in the mind of its author. I know much. I have seen the lost, unpublished chapters. I know the truth about the rift that occurred between the author and her friend. I know it all. Because I know where to find the author herself.

vampireapologist:

This is what it feels like to be Agent Mulder. I want to chase you down eight flights of a parking garage, screaming at you about what your name is and how you know this, desperate to know if I can trust this information.

presidentgay:

imagine if life worked how tv executives think only one lesbian couple can be in a show or its too much. you and your gf are at Whole Foods or some shit and another lesbian couple walks in and you have to lesbian duel right there next to the cucumber water to see who can stay because there can only be one

likerhinestones:

I really enjoy the irony that in the avatar universe typically:

firebenders/people from the fire nation seem cold and keep their emotions hidden

waterbenders/people from the water tribes are hotheaded and passionate

earthbenders/people from the earth kingdom are lighthearted jokesters

airbenders/people from the air temples are grounded and level headed