just got POTG with D.VA three games in a row and some people i was in consecutive games with just shouted NERF SNARKY

marvel vs dc

disgustinganimals:

pazzojinn:

OH NO!

You played yourself.

This is in Japan. You can faintly hear someone calling the leopard an idiot.

faith-in-fandoms:

when you have no friends who want to play

stardustbinch:

me talking about myself:
▶ 🔘──────── 00:05

me talking about my girlfriend:
▶ 🔘──────── 72:49:58

snakestack:

snakestack:

Babies are always way stronger than I expect

I think it’s because babies are always prepared to use 100% of their power in anything they do but a person holding a baby never wants to use more than 2% strength to restrain a baby

determinedtomato:

my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”

i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”