current mood: this d.va cheerfully playing the kazoo after a triple
WOW. THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST GREEDY AND DISGUSTING THING IVE EVER SEEN AN ARTIST DO TO THEIR FANS OMG. Taylor is literally making her fans buy the album MULTIPLE times and also purchase merchandise just to get a “Chance” at getting tour tickets so she can boost her album sales and revenue. She really is a greedy capitalist monster
mercy before: *huge dramatic 4-man rez* HEROES NEVER DIE!
mercy now: *slaps soldier 76* get up you piece of shit
TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS
a simple self guide to knowing when it is time to get a haircut
family member: ahh your hair is getting to be just the perfect length 🙂 very pretty

I saw the greatest thing today. So I’m at a stoplight in the passenger seat, right? And I hear hoofbeats nearby. I look over and there’s a lady walking her horse. We’re close enough to be in talking distance and this horse is incredibly happy. Her ears are pricked forward and she’s JUST SO DELIGHTED TO SEE EVERYTHING.
“I like your big dog!” I said.
“Thanks! She’s an asshole!” she said, and the horse headbutted her so hard she staggered. SHE JUST LOVES THIS HORSE SO MUCH, GUYS, she laughed and patted her nose.
my christian mother told me I shouldn’t worry when i told her sometimes i zone out and feel like my body and the world isn’t real because that’s the angel soul in me marveling at the mortal form
and as romantic as that sounds mother i was disassociating like, wicked hard
mercy rez before: *flies in with gold sparkles, rose petals fall behind* HEROES NEVER DIE!! *heavenly music played by little cupids with trumpets, people applaud, some are crying*
mercy rez now: *puts cigarette down for a second* get up, bitch




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