People act like an ancient person would be disgusted with modern culture but just imagine if you brought some hardy medieval knight to the modern era and he was like.
“The health care is amazing and I greatly enjoy this “Anime” as well as the “Hopping of Hip”.”
“The memory of my grandfather’s name died long before I was born!”
“Magnus. This is the nightmare scenario.”
“God liiieeed to meeeee”
“I’m Taako? You know, from TV?”
“I’m not leaving without that fish.”
“You’re DATING the GRIM REAPER?”
“A witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need. And that word is my fucking name, Jenkins.”
“You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”
“Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”
“No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”
The Shape of Water looks like a truly beautiful film with a more real, balanced love story than any other ostensibly “romantic” movie of the past 30 years.
just a heads up y’all i spend a lot of time on mobile so tags are aggravating but i still do my best to tag stuff for people
that being said if i ever forget to tag something because tumblr mobile sucks dinkass just gives me a heads up and i will fix it because i don’t want to expose people to shit that upsets or triggers them
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