every earth-dweller should gaze upon her (minimum) once
I feel like I should give her the Ring of Power- that’d be a good idea, right?
yes. give it now
Okay. I hope this is a good idea.
t h a n k y o u,, f o o l
In place of the Dark Lord we have set up a Queen. And she is not
dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as
the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the
Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All
shall love her and despair!
Griffin Mcelroy: Junior is the voice in the beginning of the episodes.
Junior: What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it’s not aliens, because I’m afraid of those. It’s The Adventure Zone!
Junior: What if the game is real life, and everything else is just a game? Think about it-The Adventure Zone!
Junior: Come on, ride the train. It’s the choo choo, and ride it. (tries not to laugh) It’s The Adventure Zone!
Junior: If our heroes can’t stop this runaway train, then I’m going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring?
Junior: I’m all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin’ Dots. We’re going to the carnival this week in…The Adventure Zone!
Junior: If you don’t like this episode, you can make like a tree and leaf! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. It’s been a really rough week. It’s The Adventure Zone!
Junior: I certainly hope none of you are allergic to PICKLES! Because our heroes are in one. It’s The Adventure Zone!
Junior: If that old lady is some kind of spooky ghost, I’m out of here! I need a ghost-free guarantee if I’m going to stay in…The Adventure Zone!
Junior: You’re about to see these boys on their baddest behavior. Lend them some sugar. They are your neighbor. It’s The Adventure Zone!
Junior: I hope these boys never find my journal. My LIVEJOURNAL, that is. Unless you want to hear all about My Chemical Romance. It’s The Adventure Zone!
Legal issues with the Tolkien Estate aside, you couldn’t remake LOTR anyway. Why? Because of the theme music. Yeah. Like what are you going to do? “Yes, we need a score that lives up to Howard Shore’s Lord of The Rings, or is at least cool enough to, y’know, do it’s own thing.” Like, you can’t. You just straight up can’t. Go ahead and remake Star Wars with different music why don’t you. You’re hearing the Fellowship theme in your head right now, aren’t you? You know you are. It’s that powerful. What can you do? Nothing. That’s it. That’s Lord of The Rings. Goodbye.
I’ve been thinking a lot about Elite Four Mcelroys since I finished watching Griffins Nuzlocke run and so far this is sort of where I am at.
Clint is just Oops All Eevees. That’s it. You can fight him and win .
Justin is the second easiest to beat. He doesn’t even want to be there. Justin’s team is composed of a Snorlax, a Munchlax, and Alakazam and like 3 Dittos. He’s powerful yes, but he would rather be doing literally anything else other than battling. He’s got places to be.
The third Elite Four is Travis, and his whole team is dog Pokemon. All balance is thrown out the window, The Team’ ALL DOGS. They’re levelled to shit though, so unless you know the right types to counter he might kick your ass. He’s nice and plays fair, but the second you knock out his Pokemon ur dead bro. He’ll do a hit
If you get past those boys, you’ll fight Griffin, who is so fuckin good at type matchups you might as well be toast. His team is balanced to a tee, but he refuses to use items in battle, so if you buy enough potions you’ll be fine. The only reason people beat him is cause he’s so adamant on making the game harder for himself.
If you manage to beat the boys, your final opponent is Doctor Sydnee McElroy and she looks you in the eyes and you die instantly
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