Land of Sweetness and Light

hey guys i’m gonna clock out for my break

cameronesposito:

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

asynca:

asynca:

honestly? same

I have that exact glass. It fits an entire bottle of wine.

wahbegan:

H.P. Lovecraft: Fucking people from alien cultures is WRONG and BAD!!!! It leads to genetic and cultural degradation!!!! Let me demonstrate with this helpful fish-person metaphor: You wouldn’t fuck a fish-person-monster, now would you?
Guillermo Del Toro:

wetwareproblem:

dduane:

Go look at the whole thread, it’s delightful. (Devolves into cat pics, but it’s not like that’s a bad thing.)

Bonus point mentioned downthread: She was the only one to finish a novel. There was one short story that used vampires as a thinly-veiled metaphor for Byron’s sexual escapades, and the most famous dudes there produced nothing.

jyzavi:

221bec:

GIOVANNI YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS BULLSHIT LIKE HALF OF TEAM ROCKET’S POKEMON ARE MADE UP OF GODDAMN ZUBATS

But they are zubats from around the world.

gamegrrl:

reblog this and tag with your zodiac sign and your favorite alcoholic drink

mituna:

ectobibliography:

mituna:

“horny on main” yeah where the fuck else am i supposed to be horny?? my homestuck side blog???

your url is mituna. homestuck on main

hey shut the fuck up

kairisparda:

When you find a bra that fits