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brothernatures:

its-probably-all-elves:

marvus-x0loto:

feministfront:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

fairydusts:

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

gallusrostromegalus:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

zmyaro:

nonbinaryvexahlia:

one of the weirdest ways that language is evolving in response to the internet is that “bad words” just. do not have the same impact anymore. i constantly forget that some people think ‘fuck you’ is a terrible insult

so threats and insults have to start getting really out there if the person wants to even mean anything. if a person told me to die i’d shrug it off but if i opened a post’s tags and saw “op i will sneak into your house and replace all your shoelaces with cooked pasta” do you know how shaken i’d be? do you know how upset i’d be if i saw “op is the personification of the look you share w other people in the grocery store when some dude is causing A Scene™

for no reason”

So you are saying English curses on the Internet are becoming more like Yiddish curses?

I sincerely hope so but I can’t say I’m familiar with yiddish curses and i am begging you to tell me a few

My Personal favorite is:

“May all your teeth fall out, except for one, to give you a toothache.”

acheemient:

portinagoldstein:

timeforlupsopinion:

puffbadgersandbees:

urbanisticdaydream:

dawhitebag:

transguypeterparker:

shakespearesocks:

bridgesquid:

riotrogers:

ironicallyxspiders:

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.”
Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

didlo:

All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don’t go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you’re sleeping!

Me: *on my phone until I literally can’t keep my eyes open*

Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend

wholesome-memes-only:

Today while I was on campus I passed a girl who had clearly just pulled an all nighter. Messy hair, socks and sandals, pajama pants, the complete look, and she was talking to herself under her breath. All I heard her say was “okay bitch. You’re fine. You’re gonna go home, eat some cake, and take a nap. It’s over now” And honestly?? Same. You go girl