callout post for my wife

drinks all the milk and only leaves a thimblefull for me, the wife she loves

SHE’S LACTOSE INTOLERANT

fossilporn:

Nest of Young Dinosaurs with ‘Babysitter’ Discovered

A nest of baby dinosaurs with what might have been a juvenile babysitter sitting atop them has been discovered in China, researchers say.

These findings help shed light on how sociable these ancient reptiles might have been, scientists added.

The oldest known dino nesting sites are 190 million years old, and their existence suggests that even the earliest dinosaurs may have exhibited complex family behaviors. Read more…

He had one job

oursuperadventure:

You just can’t beat a good goblin day sometimes! 👾👾👾

This is from my new book VIDEO GAMES AND PIZZA PARTIES! Get it now on Kickstarter! We hit the first stretch goal so every book now comes with a set of four holographic stickers!

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actvii:

HERE HE COMES!

fade-steppin:

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard