oh man like jade’s final aesthetic is amazing, undeniably, but once you consider the weapon she uses it becomes. fucking hilarious
can you imagine a stacked werewolf woman coated in robes and green electricity screaming of fantasy in every visual sense coming to kill you and once she’s got you in a corner she just
pulls out a gun
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You cannot fathom how much I have mourned!
sollux is one of my favorite homestuck boys i think because he’s so straightforward. is he an asshole? yes. does he have trauma? yes. does he front about it? no. he minds his own business. he just wants other people to mind theirs. “don’t ask me about my disability or my mortality” quote of the year. there were like 2 redeemable troll boys and sollux was 1.5 of them
the starblaster’s fatal flaw: a singular bathroom, and seven people a little too comfortable with each other and their morning routines
Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:
“My dick, like a mythical tale,
Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Well I can’t shatter myself, can I?
Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?
Hattie: Meow
Me: *sings*
♪
If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”
♪
Hattie: Mraaow
Me:
♪
If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”
♪
Hattie: Mrah
Me:
♪
If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow”
♪
Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!
This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website
Even the variations of meow in the written dialogue are accurate
Land of Sweetness and Light 
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