special times for cat people

hippyelfchick:

when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out

when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face

when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry

when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs

when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing

when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

horrorjew:

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Interrogatormentors [Ask Blog]

interrogatormentors:

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. Your power scores dictated that becoming a helmsman was not a matter of if, but when. What you were not counting on was getting sniffed out and freed by the Interrogatormentors, the Empire’s shadowy squadron of interrogators, jailors, and executioners. All you need to do is get in, get your training, and get out. Nothing can go wrong. You’re too smart for that.

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. No one expected you to get this far, least of all you. But here you are, smack dab in one of the highest ranking ships in the Fleet with the demanding role of Head Admin. All you want is to settle in, forget, and keep your ship flying. Nothing can go wrong with this. Nothing will go wrong with this.

Welcome to the Interrogatormentors, an ask blog with too much plot and some suffering children. The ask blog is OPEN, with both vlog style art responses and short, written replies.

Plot events will be held WEEKLY as time permits. Feel free to ask Sollux, Eridan about anything the world has to offer. Just be warned– Someone is watching, always, and may not take too kindly on anyone stepping on their toes.

About the AU Character Files Ask Box OPEN Submit Open

everyone pls look at this my friend and i are doing a THING

taakits:

[ ID: Digital lineart of Taako labeled “in wonderland, fighting the litches”. He is an elf with long hair in a thick braid and a wizards hat. He is holding one finger up and saying, “Hey can we stop fighting for like 5 seconds? This boss music fucking slaps and I’m trying to listen.” ]

whitepeopletwitter:

But the cute Puppers make it all worth it

kingoftheunderground:

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

memewhore:

Please stop calling me out.

opheliamirabilis-blog:

Whenever I’m reading Frankenstein and I get to a part where Victor says something like “I attacked the foul creature, but he eluded me,” I can’t help but picture The Creature holding Victor at arm’s length (probably with his hand on right on that little twerp’s face) while Victor is wildly swinging his fists and missing every time

jigglemepink:

As a cat owner, I can confirm 50% of the time I am kissing my cats soft head and telling her how much she means me, and the other 50% I’m angrily telling her not to eat plastic

simonalkenmayer:

teaboot:

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.