Uncategorized – Page 40 – Land of Sweetness and Light

antichristlesbian:

some moods

skunkmemther:

hhh-rina:

football

John Madden

necrofuturism:

kaelang12:

necrofuturism:

necrofuturism:

dnd spell: vicious mochrie – summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect)

if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use as props.

Can he use Hoedown as a cantrip?

only if you’re fighting drew carey

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i’m tired of gay men at clubs assuming i’m straight so i made a shirt to wear from now on

okay if you wanna buy the shirt, I put it up as a listing here!

cloudscaper:

fancyphobic:

are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

#thats just a chain of events

iris-of-the-lambs:

HELLO i h ave drawn our collective favorit,e LIZARD LESBIAN

positivewlwvibes:

me, after going five minutes without mentioning that i’m gay:

vampireapologist:

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

jessitumbls:

cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*

cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*

cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*

me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down

cat: no i’m good

me: may i hug you

cat: do not hug me

90stv:

the reason mulder is very suave and cool during the first episode and then never again is because he spent 3 years alone in a basement thinking of dope shit to say to impress girls. “nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted” “that’s why they put the i in fbi” “something cosmic” like COME ON!! bro’s been practicing those lines he made flash cards he rehearsed them in the mirror. problem is he got too excited and used them all within the first like 2 weeks so by the fifth episodes he’s like. Please Like Me Lol