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anarchist-bakery:

krazyokami:

sunspotpony:

Dragon Cum

  • Thick And Creamy
  • Burns A Bit On The Way Down
  • You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot!

It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!

I hate all of you, now someone is gonna make this and load it up in their bad dragon cumtube!

OP turn on your location I just wanna talk

Event Two: Straight Flush

interrogatormentors:

CA: if thats howw shits gotta be i get it
CA: i really do
CA: just lettin you knoww youre gonna regret this.
CA: and by the time you realize wwhat a fuckin mistake youvve made in pushin me awway
CA: ill be far beyond your reach

– caligulasAquarium [CA] has left the memo! –

By this point in Eridan Ampora’s life, he knew space as lonely and fickle. He knew that the gaps between stars yawned millennia, and trolls at the top clawed and stabbed each other in the back at every opportunity. As a graduate of the Fleet Academy, Eridan knew this very well. What he hadn’t been prepared for was all the fucking paperwork.

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aughtpunk:

itsgeauxtime:

How the hell is Blackwatch the stealth unit? You have

Gabriel “No stock 4 shot shotgun” ReyEdgelord

Cowboy Whistle McGlowstick, in spurs no less. With a revolver. And COWBOY BOOTS

A Loud Irish Anime Nerd who watched Film Theory’s DBZ episode and said “bitch please”

And LED Ninja Man with his Magical Glowing Dragon that requires a 500 decibel yell to activate.

Anything can be stealthy as long as you kill all the witnesses