my insecure side: wow… that girl is so much prettier than you’ll ever be
my gay side: holy shit!!!! holy shit!!! holy shit!!! hoooly shit!!!

awwooooooo:

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

game guide: we don’t recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough-
me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: fuck you i’m a wizard

whynotjulhorse:

vehicleproficiency:

i love how taako designs vary so much but are still immediately revognizable. like i could see a fat elf with a lacy parasol and two inch long eyeliner looking like he shops exclusively at macy’s, and then i could see a lanky green rowdy boy with a haphazardly cobbled together outfit who looked like he just crawled out of a swamp, and i’d still go ‘yeah thats a good taako’ either way

#duality of elf

bowtothetangerinequeen:

jaspuppy:

skinny jasper is tall.

she’s not standing on anything in this screenshot

she’s legit a full head taller than your average sized quartz

your average sized quartz is roughly garnet sized (some are a little taller, some are a little shorter)

so rose is a little bit taller than your average quartz

and even by quartz standards, jasper is a giant

#skinny is probably about eye level with jasper she is just the slim jim to her beef jerky

//SPITZ DRINK