Category: Uncategorized

my mom has a lot of ambition and business ideas now that she’s divorced and finally has a place again and is back in school

she wants to start a publishing company she says, and she’s like oh!! you should write things and i’ll publish them

one, mother, it’s a lot harder to write and edit and publish than it looks 

and two: mother, you are Very Super Mormon and literally everything i write is either gay, alien fucking, swearin’ like a sailor trash or just an unholy combination of all three

like the shit i write is mild compared to a lot of the xeno tomfoolery i see around but come on, mom.

kravitaz-of-the-situation:

kravitaz-of-the-situation:

I got this screenshot yesterday and honestly I’ve been stunned by it since. This is a massive number, and I’m genuinely baffled I’ve achieved it? I’m incredibly grateful and also kind of unsure if I deserve it. Still this is not time to self deprecate so y’all I’m going to try doing something I’ve never done before..  

🎈 …which is a giveaway.

🎊 Wahuu!!

I’m gonna keep it small scale because I’m not entirely sure how much I can handle, but it’s better than nothing!!

Giveaway info

Prizes:

image
  • First place prize is both a full-body drawing of a character of your choice, and a drawing of two (or more if you’re fine with the quality suffering) characters interacting.
    Full sized examples: Of a fullbody and Of multiple characters

  • Second place prize is one of the two things mentioned above
image
  • Third place prize is a drawing from the shoulders up of a character of your choice.
    Full sized example

How will this work:

First 100 people who reblog this with the tag “Entry” will be able to join, because any more and I’ll be confuzzled and spooked the heck out. Sorry about that. I’ll then randomize a number on https://www.random.org/ and if the number lands on you, congratz!!

Rules:

  • You don’t have to be following me
  • You can only reblog once.
  • You can request any taz character I’ve drawn before.*
  • If you have a good ref of your taz design you can ask me to draw that instead of my own.**
  • I am open to drawing Original characters as well, but I will need to discuss it a bit more than with taz.
  • I will not draw other fandom content for the winners of this specific giveaway.
  • No nsfw
  • Prosthetic limbs and such are okay but I will not draw fully mechanical designs.

    *I have OCD and it does not allow me to draw certain characters. You can still ask for ones I haven’t drawn but be ready to be told no.
    **I don’t want to draw Lucretia, Kravitz nor Aubrey white, and I don’t want to draw Taako with green skin.

70/100 folk have entered so far!! You can still make it 

onnastik:

tyrantisterror:

Tyrannosaurus was not the most dangerous animal in the park.  Having imprinted on its handler since infancy, the creature maintained a docile temperament all the way to adulthood, and indeed seemed to prefer feeding from its designated trough to pursuing prey.  Its interactions with staff and guests showed at most a mild curiosity, and the only real terror the beast inspired was when it snuck up on trainers to sniff their hats.

The raptors were not the most dangerous animals in the park.  Hollywood had greatly exaggerated their size, first of all, and while they had a mischievous streak (one individual in particular was fond of stealin zookeepers’ wallets), they were far from the hyper-intelligent murder lizards everyone expected.  Their intelligence was less of the predatory sort and more the comical intelligence of a corvid, devoted mostly to play and caring for their fellow flock members.

The mosasaur was not the most dangerous animal in the park.  Though it held no loyalty to the zookeepers, it had taken to training well enough, and would dutifully move to a specific section of the tank when signaled, giving the keepers space to carry out any business they needed to accomplish in its tank without fear of harm.

No, by far the most dangerous animal in the park was the Struthiomimus.  Everyone expected it to be easy – what were these animals in pop culture beyond being fodder for the carnivores?  Surely the bird-mimics couldn’t be much of a hassle.  Sadly, they weren’t just any bird mimics.

No, in temperament, the Struthiomimus mimicked a swan.

Highly territorial and vicious to the bone, more keepers had suffering brutal beatings by the struthis than had been hurt by the rest of the park’s fauna combined.  And when they learned to chew through the fences…

Well, let’s just say the Tyrannosaurus never experienced a more terrifying day in her life.

@drferox @akatriel-rowanborn