The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl
He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT
the whole plot is that you gotta beat the final dungeon to escape the vr world but like, thats bs and fake because in a real mmo some asshole wearing all pink with a monster factory face would have beaten it on the first day
nice work overwatch
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when your entire criminal career is finally justified and you can die happy
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