loveaintnobillygoat:

my family: oh look at you, NPR nerd, always listening to those informative podcasts of yours

Griffin McElroy, in my headphones: I’d fuck a jpeg

nossik:

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gayantigone:

textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life

me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure

“She never took a husband and so must have died a virgin, in the house she shared with the woman who was her best friend and constant companion who she was inseperable from”

Me: (Looks at camera like I was on The Office)

tripropellant:

cp-chanblogs:

tilthat:

TIL that some people can voluntarily control the tensor tympani, a muscle within the ear. Contracting these muscles produces vibration and sound. The sound is usually described as a rumbling sound.

via reddit.com

This drove me crazy for a while, because I can do it- but I didn’t know what it was and I couldn’t figure out how to describe the rumbling sound in my ears. It usually happens when I shut my eyes super tight. Glad to see that I’m not alone, and that there’s a good explanation of what it is!

can everyone not do this??? i thought that hearing a rumbling static noise from the muscles in your ears when you squeezed your face shut really hard was universal

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

Joss Whedon’s work was once considered feminist for the same reason that when you are starving the dollar menu feels like a feast.

^ This is the best analogy I’ve yet seen to describe my (And others) changing views of Whedon’s work looking back at it and also looking at the stuff he’s creating now

plug:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money