Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.
“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” – I like these ladies.
I arrive at the duel
sword: sharpened
sepsis: prevented
tits: out
I AM FORCIBLY EJECTED FROM THE VIENNA MUSICAL AND THEATRICAL EXHIBITION
jake coolice: is a stereotypical straight man aubrey: I don’t like him me: she is a lesbian travis later: aubrey gets nervous performing in front of cute girls me:
so I’m in a starting dnd group and my very generous dm said my pirate rogue tiefling could get a pet if I rolled high enough
nat 20
well, okay fine, he said, roll a d4 and that will determine how cool of a pet you get
rolled a 4
so my character now has a grimalkin named moral compass
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