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when you’re healing and the tank won’t pull aggro off you

unclefather:

squidkneee:

congenitaldisease:

If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

this is so funny to m

Goodbye bitches

PetSmart Fish Lady: You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.

Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS

ringoroadagain:

lechiez:

in 2021 its gonna come out that the mcelroys arent even brothers

they dont even know who clint is he just showed up one day and started being clint

lilmisscopypaster:

baking-accident:

tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

“Cave Johnson here,

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”

prospails:

They’re Queens from opposing sides of the reef.
They plan to marry to unite their kingdoms.

lesbian mermaid request 🙂

hhhhhhhHHhhh i was climbing out of the debt hole a little bit, and then i went to the dentist’s today and apparently i need a root canal :^)

bisexualdinahlance:

chimaerakitten:

chimaerakitten:

So I’m certain I’ve seen a post somewhere on this hell site about how a two-seater batmobile is useless, and considering how many kids he has, batman should really be driving a mini-van.

anyway I was going to draw it, but then I found this photo:

and anyway this car is ¾ of the way to being a bat mobile already. Just add a bat shaped hood ornament and maybe some fins, and you’re set.

I rest my case

Batman on his way to the sidekick pta meeting

gross-toast:

Do you ever dissociate so hard your eyes unfocus???

kravitz: uh, this is a crime scene
barry, gathering up random necromancy notes: what, is this the murder weapon? get off my dick