zinnia-apologist:

gendergenius:

boppinrockin:

i am on the FLOOR

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

amtrax:

bcfurs:

cakeisnotpie:

desidesidesi:

cortohdow:

glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

elvenkingtranduil:

anonymoussong:

huntinthedwellin98:

un-rare:

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

You’re right. Just get them a ring.

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

my friend told me to make this

curlicuecal:

elodieunderglass:

thornhands:

kookychicken:

blurrydawgo:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

@kookychicken

AAAAAAAAAAA

@elodieunderglass

thank you so much for tagging me! I love this!

never forget UFO chicken coop

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

dreamingofbabylon:

i-was-once-a–tortoise:

nerds are like “ugh mr mime is so creepy in the detective pikachu trailer” like they expected a cute mr mime??? mr mime. mr mime???? live action mr mime being a terrifying imp is the most accurate pokemon in the trailer why are y’all shocked.

Mr. Mime, aka Ash Ketchup’s real father, is a horrible scourge upon this earth. He is dreadful and hideous and this is the first representation of him in his true form. Don’t look away from him you cowards this is only the beginning

i’m so fuckign scared right now what do you mean

things-that-are-great:

Okay, but you know that the Entwives went off to form a lesbian collective somewhere, right?  Off farming organic apples, and having extensive group processing meetings where they talk for a very long time about precise details of feminist theory, and taking long walks in the fields tenderly entwining their branches?  And completely missing the war.  

Their adopted Huorn kids might go plant forests in Mordor now that Sauron’s gone, tho.