gryphll:

rafasolano:

rafasolano:

easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus

an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died

jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools

an apostle: we thought you were dead!

jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?

turing-tested:

papayapossum:

vashti-lives:

meaninglessmonicker:

‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”

There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.

Oily Josh and the Greasy boys

raviollies:

Modern!AU Merrill

Avocado pattern source

peachnlov:

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

Things I Didn’t Expect From Black Panther: A List

bickedbitchofthebest:

the rhinos

wakandan warriors riding on rhinos

rhinos wearing armor

the rhino that licked Okoye

W’Kabi’s pets, rhinos

the rhinoceros

a herd of rhinos wearing armor

black panther taking down a rhino

rhinos being badass

rhinos

padshiy:

[Your url but you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”
Every “e” is replaced by “c”
Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x”
Add “isms” to the end of it

sharingan:

hokagee:

today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”

kiss kiss shut the fuck up

strikecommandergabriel:

D&D was invented to trick gay people into doing math