nitewrighter:

Lúcio: *dramatically breaks into the Vishkar Rio De Janeiro headquarters* I’ve come to put a stop to your corporate tyranny!

Symmetra: What… what on earth are you wearing?

Lúcio, shirtless and in bright orange glowing pants that light up in beat with his music: Freedom.

rosesinblue:

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

itsthighnoon:

this dumb bitch antonio who really thought he could just shit talk gabriel reyes: there’s no point to all these theatrics i’ll just be broken out within the week 🙂

gabriel reyes, who hasn’t slept in 48 hours and isn’t in the mood to be tested by this sentient thumb:

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azzandra:

butchcommunist:

kropotkitten:

thejesusandmarxchain:

do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?

!!! They do!!!

Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down. 

That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.

I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.