Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order
Luke: I trained… for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude
Rey: What’s this fuckin glowstick lol
Author: snarkmodeactivate
remember when the completely accepted and honestly logical explanation as to why the boys could resist the thrall of the relics was because they were stupid


Dog names: Spot, Bella, Bailey, Charlie, Daisy
Cat names: Princess, Whiskers, Tony, Tiger, Missy
Horse names: Infinite Sleep, Can Do Without Moving, Thirty Giant Children, The Void Is Among The Spirit Realm, Aaaaaaaaaawesome Man

ESTHER QUEK – EXCELLENT SINGAPOREAN ALERT
Yaaaaaaasssssss!
😍😍😍😍
magnus: im gonna fight the power bear!!
lucretia to herself: he’ll grow out of this
over: 100 years later
magnus: i ate one of the grand relics!!
lucretia: phases through her desk
















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