me: okay I’m going to family Thanksgiving I have to keep it low key and respectful and bite my tongue

also me: furiously googling how to be the ultimate aggressively gay cousin at mormon Thanksgiving dinner

phantastus:

sanctuarytrin:

Hey if I ever like or reblog something from your intra-fandom nemesis or whatever pls don’t hate me or think I’m taking sides because straight up I don’t know wtf kind of Greek tragedies are playing out in this fandom half the time

#its not my job to keep track of who’s mad at who

onesentencemusings:

“You’re not supposed to like the villains”

caramelchu25:

I love just how fluffy this pikachu is in detective pikachu and then I see-

HE GOT TOEBEANS

sockablock:

“Take It Back,” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers,” by Jimmy Buffet,

“Jolly Mon Sing,” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Steamer,” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady!” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana!” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming!” by Jimmy Buffett,

What the FUCK happened to you?!!

• —I had a case of the Mondays—

Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED??You used to be my BROTHER!

• —I had a case of the Mondays!

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

deluxetrashqueen:

Listen, yes of course Eddie Brock is an exceptional example of an alien fucker but I need everyone to understand that the symbiote is canonically from a planet where not only does everything reproduce asexually but the even idea of wanting any kind of relationship with a host was considered so insane and devious that the Venom symbiote was sentenced to death for it. And consider how weird a human must be to them. Humans are as much aliens to symbiotes as symbiotes are to humans.

What I’m saying is in terms of being an alien fucker, NOBODY beats the Venom Symbiote.

tired: eddie brock is a monsterfucker

wired: venom is a monsterfucker