things-that-are-great:

Okay, but you know that the Entwives went off to form a lesbian collective somewhere, right?  Off farming organic apples, and having extensive group processing meetings where they talk for a very long time about precise details of feminist theory, and taking long walks in the fields tenderly entwining their branches?  And completely missing the war.  

Their adopted Huorn kids might go plant forests in Mordor now that Sauron’s gone, tho.