i break every cat i’ve owned

i don’t mean i’m cruel or mean

i play with them. and this breaks them

because once they play with me, they refuse to play with anybody else. this happened with my mom’s two cats and my current cats

they see me with a teaser toy? hot DAMN they’re all over that. they’re doing backflips and shit. running all over the house home and dragracing into corners so hard they’re leaving skidmarks on the tile

anyone else grabs a toy? eh. i’d rather nap