Rice Krispies as the Most Aesthetically Pleasing Snack: Discuss

Taste: Mellow and sweet, but not overly so
Texture: Pleasantly chewy and just enough crunch to avoid the mush factor.
Feel: Pulls apart nicely, not too sticky or crumbly
Mess: Discussed above. Only messy if ground into carpet.
Preparation: Minimal effort, but enough arm churning you felt you Did Something