so i was at my friend’s house and we’re just hanging out and drinking a little, and she was cleaning up while we talked

I kept facing her wherever she went and at one point she ducked into the garage, which was still within earshot and incidentally meant I was still facing the front door which I kept in eyesight for a solid five minutes and only glanced away from once

this is an important fact.

so I look away to grab my drink, and we both notice as she comes back into the main house that it’s gotten colder. the front door is open

“it’s a ghost,” I say, tipsy and jovial

she goes to the door and closes it and says, “did you bring… pineapple and beans???”

the answer is no

someone. some motherfucker. in the time I grabbed my drink and looked away. opened the front door, meticulously stacked pineapple, black beans, and garbanzo bean cans all into a little pyramid and fled the way they had come.

how. how did they do this. why did they do this. I was tipsy, but not drunk enough that I lost spatial awareness

how did this happten