roachpatrol:

vastderp:

motorizedduck:

I wonder if zombies are all slow, shambling and unsteady, because their autonomous bodily functions have to be managed consciously now? Like an undead version of QWOP.

This is exactly it, headcanon accepted, so mote it be

virus: shit shit SHIT WHERE’S THE FLAGELLA ON THIS BITCH

zombie: *shuffles straight into a fence*