Griffin Mcelroy: Junior is the voice in the beginning of the episodes.

Junior: What will our heroes find on the moon? I hope it’s not aliens, because I’m afraid of those. It’s The Adventure Zone!

Junior: What if the game is real life, and everything else is just a game? Think about it-The Adventure Zone!

Junior: Come on, ride the train. It’s the choo choo, and ride it. (tries not to laugh) It’s The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If our heroes can’t stop this runaway train, then I’m going to have to find a new podcast to introduce. Is Serial hiring?

Junior: I’m all jacked up on corn dogs and Dippin’ Dots. We’re going to the carnival this week in…The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If you don’t like this episode, you can make like a tree and leaf! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. It’s been a really rough week. It’s The Adventure Zone!

Junior: I certainly hope none of you are allergic to PICKLES! Because our heroes are in one. It’s The Adventure Zone!

Junior: If that old lady is some kind of spooky ghost, I’m out of here! I need a ghost-free guarantee if I’m going to stay in…The Adventure Zone!

Junior: You’re about to see these boys on their baddest behavior. Lend them some sugar. They are your neighbor. It’s The Adventure Zone!

Junior: I hope these boys never find my journal. My LIVEJOURNAL, that is. Unless you want to hear all about My Chemical Romance. It’s The Adventure Zone!